what dint u know before u had kids?
* Who John Jacob Jingle Heimershmitt is.
* How to change a diaper in the dark, in a parked car, on a standing child
and all of the above simultaneously.
* Which lines of The Cat in the Hat and If I Ran the Circus can be skipped
over without a child noticing.
* How bright a 3 a.m. full moon is.
* The design marvels of hooded towels, Velcro-strap shoes and mitten clips.
* Locations of public restrooms all across town.
* Why anyone would bother retracing their steps for miles just to retrieve a
lost blankie.
* That tigers live in the trees in our backyard.
* How to open a van door while bobbling 2 lunch boxes, two extra coats, a
purse, a diaper bag and a baby.
* That solid white socks get lost in the dryer at a much slower rate than do
the mates of patterned socks that coordinate to special outfits.
* How little sleep a human body truly needs to function.
* Almost every Disney lyric ever penned.
* How to spell amoxicillin, let alone
how to get puke ,sh*t ,and pee stains out of clothes
how to get a binky good and clean
that a vibrating bouncy seat or the swing is your best friend
what pee does taste like (thanks son ….lol)
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Disney CARS Child Sleeping Bag Benefits Baby’s Adoption $29.95 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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DISNEY PIXAR CARS SLEEP/NAP SLUMBER MAT + BACKPACK BAG “McQUEEN” 2/SET Nwt $40.37 |
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NEW Disney Cars Lightning McQueen Sleeping Bag $24.99 |
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Cars Lightning McQueen Slumber Sleeping Bag DMR Disney Movie Rewards L.E. Reward $60.00 |
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Ready Bed readybed.com portable sleeping bag air mattress w/ Great Sports Theme $19.99 |
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Disney Pixar CARS Childs Sleeping Bag – Lightning McQueen – 1st to the finish $9.99 |
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Disney’s Cars sleeping bag, pillow and carrying bag $9.88 |
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DISNEY CARS 2006 SLEEPING BAG INFLATABLE 61 L” x 26″ W x 8″ DEEP PREOWNED $30.00 |
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Disney CARS SLUMBER PACK Bag Lightning Mater 4pc NEW $29.95 |
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NWT Disney CARS Lightning McQueen Slumber Sleeping Bag $31.99 |
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NEW~DISNEY~CAR LIGHTNING MCQUEEN~SLEEPING BAG/Comforter $36.00 |
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Disney Pixar Slumber Pal The World Of Cars Mat & Pillow $28.49 |
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BLACK DISNEY CARS SLEEPING BAG MADE FOR BITTY BABY $10.99 |
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BLACK DISNEY CARS SLEEPING BAG MADE FOR BUILD A BEAR $10.99 |
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NIB Disney Pixar Cars 2 Indoor Slumber Bag + Flashlight $32.95 |
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DISNEY CARS LIGHTNING McQUEEN CAMPING SLEEPING BAG new $24.99 |
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Disney CARS Lightning McQueen Sleeping Bag Benefits Adoption $19.95 |
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Harry Potter Child Sleeping Bag EC Benefits Adoption $19.95 |
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Disney Pixar CARS Overnight Sleeping bag McQueen Mater $49.99 |
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NEW KINDERMAT MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER BLANKET PILLOW $50.00 |
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2006 DISNEY CARS SPIN MASTER TODDLERS READY BED $34.99 |
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NEW-Disney Cars/McQueen 4 Pc Slumber Set $28.95 |
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Disney Pixar Cars 2 – Arrow Slumber Bag NEW $22.99 |
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DISNEY CARS LIGHTNING MCQUEEEN TOW MATER SLUMBER SLEEPING BAG BONUS FLASHLIGHT $31.99 |
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Disney Pixar Cars Plush Throw Blanket $34.99 |
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Cars 2 Lightning McQueen Camping Sleeping Bag In Bag By Disney Brand NEW $19.99 |
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Disney Cars Slumber Mat & Pillow Boys Blue $29.95 |
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Childrens Boys Disney Cars Relaxing Lounge Mat Tv Chair $17.95 |
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NEW Disney Cars 2 Lightning McQueen Sleeping Bag w/ Backpack $24.99 |
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Disney Pixar Cars Lightning McQueen Sleeping Bag 6 feet long Excellent Used $8.99 |
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WALT DISNEY CARS LIGHTING MCQUEEN SLEEPING BAG $20.00 |
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Disney Cars Lightning Mcqueeen Tow Mater Sleeping Bag W/ Bonus Flashlight, NWT! $29.99 |
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DISNEY PIXAR CARS SLEEPING BAG WITH TOTE-EXCELLENT $9.99 |
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DISNEY~CARS~LIGHTING MAC QUEEN~BOYS~SLEEP/SLUMBER BAG+ HOODED TOWEL~BED/BATH SET $47.95 |
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Disney Cars Camping Sleeping Bag,Down to 50 Degrees F,Black/Red,28″x56″,Zipper,N $37.95 |
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Disney Pixar Cars Rolling Suitcase Sleeping Bag Pillow $28.95 |
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DISNEY cars PIXAR LIGHTENING SLEEPING BAG BLANKET CUTE $19.99 |
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New DISNEY CARS BEDROOM BEDDING & DECOR IN A TRUNK: SLEEPING BAG NIGHTLIGHT $25.99 |
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Disney Pixar Cars Slumber Pal Nap Mat $24.97 |
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Disney Cars Lightening McQueen I Am Speed Childrens Boys Blanket Sleeping Bag $27.99 |
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Disney Store Exclusive Disney & Pixar Themed Large Red Shopping Tote Bag Featuring Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Stitch, Pinnochio, Cars Lightning Mcqueen, Winnie the Pooh, Belle, Toy Story Buzz Lightyear, Tinkerbell, Princess Aurora and Cinderella! Also Features Sketches of Other Popular Disney Characters Large Shopping Bag. Perfect for the Holidays, oversized to fit your shopping needs… |
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HALO SleepSack 2T-3T Disney Big Kid’s Wearable Blanket … |
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Disney Cars 3 Piece Overnight Kit (Backpack, Sleeping Bag and Water Bottle) Everything a kid would need for summer camping or a sleepover in one seriously cute Disney Cars set. The backpack/bag has shoulder straps and a carry loop, with a net pocket for small items and pockets for your favorite items and the included water bottle. The light weight sleeping bag rolls up and fits inside the bag…. |
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Halo Disney Big Kids Sleepsack Cars Red 4-5T Kid tested and mother approved for comfort ease of use and fun! The big kid’s SleepSack wearable blanket was designed for toddler’s nighttime comfort and routine. It helps prevent kids from kicking off their blankets so they stay warm and comfortable all night long. Foot openings provide mobility and comfort for toddler. The big kid’s SleepSackTM wearable blanket was designed in response to countl… |
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Disney Cars Slumber Duffle Bag Includes Flashlight $22.99 … |
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Disney Cars Slumber Bag, Multi $23.39 The Disney Pixar Cars 2 – Arrow Slumber Bag is a 30×54 in slumber bag comes with a matching backpack for easy transport and is perfect for kids on the go. Great for sleepovers, reading, watching TV, playtime or family time. It’s machine washable for easy care…. |
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Disney Cars Slumber Nap Roll Sleeping Mat and Pillow Set $22.95 Pattern: Disney Cars Racing. Genuine licensed merchandise. Machine washable. One slumber mat/nap roll. Size when folded: 24 x 54 in (60.69 x 137.16 cm). One decorative accent pillow connected by Velcro that can be detached from nap roll. Soft built-in fleece blanket. Great for sleepovers, parties, & road trips! Convenient carrying handle. Any other items pictured are for illustration only…. |
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Disney Princess EZ-Bed $39.99 Great choice for slumber partiesInflatable airbed decorated with Disney princess graphicsBuilt-in soft fleece pillow at the top and a fitted slip cover with mesh pocketsInsulated sleeping bag top securely zips onto slip coverMattress has electronically welded seams, a 2-in-1 valve and air channel constructionMeasures 60 x 33 x 6 inches (LxWxD); sleeping bag machine washable… |
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Disney Cars Sleeping Bag $29.99 Rev up your engines! Race down the track to a better nights sleep with the Cars Sleeping Bag…. |
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Cars Sleeping Bag $16.99 Rev up the fun at your little one’s next sleepover or campout with this Disney Cars sleeping bag. This easy-care polyester sleeping bag is rated to 50 degrees Fahrenheit and includes a matching stuff sack for easy transport…. |