what dint u know before u had kids?
* Who John Jacob Jingle Heimershmitt is.
* How to change a diaper in the dark, in a parked car, on a standing child
and all of the above simultaneously.
* Which lines of The Cat in the Hat and If I Ran the Circus can be skipped
over without a child noticing.
* How bright a 3 a.m. full moon is.
* The design marvels of hooded towels, Velcro-strap shoes and mitten clips.
* Locations of public restrooms all across town.
* Why anyone would bother retracing their steps for miles just to retrieve a
lost blankie.
* That tigers live in the trees in our backyard.
* How to open a van door while bobbling 2 lunch boxes, two extra coats, a
purse, a diaper bag and a baby.
* That solid white socks get lost in the dryer at a much slower rate than do
the mates of patterned socks that coordinate to special outfits.
* How little sleep a human body truly needs to function.
* Almost every Disney lyric ever penned.
* How to spell amoxicillin, let alone
how to get puke ,sh*t ,and pee stains out of clothes
how to get a binky good and clean
that a vibrating bouncy seat or the swing is your best friend
what pee does taste like (thanks son ….lol)
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Disney Pixar CARS Nap Mat & Back Pack Tow Mater Lightning McQueen 45″ X 21″ NWT $24.86 |
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DISNEY CARS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN Nap MAT SLEEPING BAG SET $37.77 |
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Disney Cars sleeping bag/comforter new open size 54″ x 57″ 100% polyester warm $29.50 |
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Disney CARS EZ-Bed with Air Bed Fitted Sheet & Comforter Sleeping Bag NEW in box $9.99 |
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NEW KINDERMAT MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER BLANKET PILLOW $50.00 |
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NEW-Disney Cars/McQueen 4 Pc Slumber Set $28.95 |
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Playhut Cars Traditional Slumber Sleeping Bag Lightning McQueen Disney Pixar EUC $29.99 |
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Cars 2 Lightning McQueen Camping Sleeping Bag In Bag By Disney Brand NEW $19.99 |
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BOYS Cartoon Character Sleeping Bag/Comforter/Blanket (Vintage) Sold Seperate $29.99 |
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Disney Cars Sleeping Bag Party Set With Slumber Sack, One Pillow & One Mask $39.95 |
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Childrens Boys Disney Cars Relaxing Lounge Mat Tv Chair $17.95 |
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Disney CARS Lightning McQueen Sleeping Bag Brand New $14.99 |
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WALT DISNEY CARS LIGHTING MCQUEEN SLEEPING BAG $20.00 |
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Disney Pixar Cars Slumber Pal Nap Mat $19.97 |
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Disney CARS Child Sleeping Bag Benefits Baby’s Adoption $29.95 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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NEW KINDERMAT NAP MAT W/ DISNEY CARS COVER PILLOW $40.00 |
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DISNEY PIXAR CARS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN CAMPING SLEEPING BAG 28″ X 56″ $39.99 |
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NEW Disney Cars Lightning McQueen Sleeping Bag $24.99 |
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Disney CARS SLUMBER PACK Bag Lightning Mater 4pc NEW $29.95 |
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NWT Disney CARS Lightning McQueen Slumber Sleeping Bag $39.99 |
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DISNEY PIXAR CARS SLEEP/NAP SLUMBER MAT + BACKPACK BAG “McQUEEN” 2/SET Nwt $32.29 |
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Disney Pixar Slumber Pal The World Of Cars Mat & Pillow $28.49 |
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BLACK DISNEY CARS SLEEPING BAG MADE FOR BITTY BABY $10.99 |
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Disney Store Exclusive Disney & Pixar Themed Large Red Shopping Tote Bag Featuring Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Stitch, Pinnochio, Cars Lightning Mcqueen, Winnie the Pooh, Belle, Toy Story Buzz Lightyear, Tinkerbell, Princess Aurora and Cinderella! Also Features Sketches of Other Popular Disney Characters Large Shopping Bag. Perfect for the Holidays, oversized to fit your shopping needs… |
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Walt Disney Treasures – Disney Rarities – Celebrated Shorts, 1920s – 1960s $22.99 Disney Rarities lives up to its title: It’s been impossible to see many of these shorts for decades. Walt Disney bankrupted his fledgling Laugh-O-Gram studio making “Alice’s Wonderland,” but the short earned Disney his first national distribution contract. Films featuring animated characters in live-action settings were common during the silent era; Disney reversed the situation, placing a live ac… |
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Disney Pixar Cars Room-on-wheels $44.50 This Set Includes: Trolley, Pillow (12×12) inches, Push Light (Batteries, Not Included) & Slumber Sack (30×57)inches. Perfect for Travel!… |
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Disney Cars 3 Piece Overnight Kit (Backpack, Sleeping Bag and Water Bottle) Everything a kid would need for summer camping or a sleepover in one seriously cute Disney Cars set. The backpack/bag has shoulder straps and a carry loop, with a net pocket for small items and pockets for your favorite items and the included water bottle. The light weight sleeping bag rolls up and fits inside the bag…. |
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Disney Cars Sleeping Bag $23.90 Rev up your engines! Race down the track to a better nights sleep with the Cars Sleeping Bag…. |
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Disney Cars 2 Lightning Mcqueen w/ US Flag Boys Camping Sleeping Bag $34.68 Disney Cars sleeping bag for all the Boys and Girls. The bag is 28 inches wide and 56 inches long. The bag features Lightning McQueen with the Flag in the back ground. These sleeping bags are machine washable…. |
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Disney Cars Micro Fleece Deluxe Throw Blanket $15.99 Cover your little speed demon with the plush Disney Car® fleece throw blanket. It’s made with micro-fleece fiber for a super-soft feel, and it’s decorated with a colorful Disney Cars® design featuring the character MacQueen…. |
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HALO SleepSack 2T-3T Disney Big Kid’s Wearable Blanket … |
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HALO Big Kids SleepSack Wearable Blanket Comfort Mesh … |
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Halo Disney Big Kids Sleepsack Cars Red 4-5T $24.56 Kid tested and mother approved for comfort ease of use and fun! The big kid’s SleepSack wearable blanket was designed for toddler’s nighttime comfort and routine. It helps prevent kids from kicking off their blankets so they stay warm and comfortable all night long. Foot openings provide mobility and comfort for toddler. The big kid’s SleepSackTM wearable blanket was designed in response to countl… |