Heres some trash talking jokes mom jokes?
yo moms so hairy you almost died at birth from rug burn
yo moms so ugly she looked in the mirror and her refflection ducked
your mom is so ugly she hangs a picture of herself in her car to make sure no none brakes in
your moms so stupid she saw a sighn that said disney land left so she turned around a went home
yo moms so stupid she tried to drown a fish
your moms breath is so bad she can light a ciggarete from two blocks away
i saw your mom in the hard ware store holding up a sign that said 25 cents a screw
your moms like mt rushmore she always has 4 faces on her
your moms so cheap she chases the garbage trucj with a grocery list
your moms so cheap the boogie man was under her bed so she chageed him rent
your moms so fat she deep fries tooth paste
your moms so fat she putes maynase on diet pills
Your momma so dark, she went to night school and was counted absent
Yo momma so stupid she tried to apply for a below job
Yo momma so dirty she got in the car and the oil light came on
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody
yo momma so fat the scale said “To be continued”
Yo momma so fat they had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her while they brought in the groceries
yo momma so fat, if she ever tried to “haul as” it would take two trips.
yo momma so fat, she stepped on the dogs tail, and it DIED.
and when we took it to the veterinarian, he said, “Oh my God! what did you do to that poor BEAVER?….
Yo momma so old, when they told her to act her age, she DIED.
Yo momma so old, her vibrator had a kick starter
Yo momma so old, her sister’s name is AuntTique
yo momma so old, she farts dust
Yo momma so big, when she goes dancing she make the band skip.
Yo momma so big when she fall down, you can’t even tell.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is EQUATOR.
Beautiful Soul
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